monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

fuk-dubstep:

helter-my-skelter:

regener8-extermin8:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.


NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

fuk-dubstep:

helter-my-skelter:

regener8-extermin8:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

resin7:

WHOA WHOA WHOA PIKACHU
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
YOU CAN’T DO THAT
CUBONES WEAR THE SKULLS OF THEIR DEAD MOTHERS AFTER THEY EVOLVE AND YOU CAN’T STEAL AN IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR CULTURE JUST TO BE TRENDY YOU ASSHOLE

resin7:

WHOA WHOA WHOA PIKACHU

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

YOU CAN’T DO THAT

CUBONES WEAR THE SKULLS OF THEIR DEAD MOTHERS AFTER THEY EVOLVE AND YOU CAN’T STEAL AN IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR CULTURE JUST TO BE TRENDY YOU ASSHOLE

(Source: pema001)

mochilicious:

punchdrunkonlove:

OMGAAAHHHH :3 I WANT A BABY KOALAAA

yeah dear, but it kinda hurts when they cling.

How can cuteness like this exist?