Eh, whatever I feel like posting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: kidt82)
Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ
PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.
ogmasdlkfh
OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.
Good Parenting. Good.
I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room
(Source: roxannehart)
OMGAAAHHHH :3 I WANT A BABY KOALAAA
yeah dear, but it kinda hurts when they cling.
How can cuteness like this exist?
Its a weapon of mass destruction!
I want this bird. Now. I have biddings for it to do.
totally made this at 4 am whoops
Submitted by thekaycho